February 2012
1 post
Feel free.
Hello DE-motivated co worker. If you would like to sabotage yourself and your job, that’s your decision. Unfortunately, that’s my cue to step back and watch you set yourself on fire. Or ‘fired’ as it will.
Anyway, good luck with that.
L
Dammit, Alex.
On a related note, I’m not going to buy Kellogg’s products. I don’t want to be a band-wagoner just ‘saying’ I’ll boycott and then secretly eat my cereal, I’m really holding out on this one. Let’s see what Kellogg’s says when their sales go down because of a little weed. I guess it IS harmful.
maryrambin:
andrewglennflavin:
Rodriguez...
Oh and the best way to piss me off is to tell me...
jgh:
Srsly, it’s just patronizing
Happy early Valentine's Day to all...
What Love means to a 4-8 year old … Slow down for three minutes to read this. It is so worth it. Touching words from the mouth of babes. A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, ‘What does love mean?’ The an swers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think.
‘When my grandmother got...
January 2009
3 posts
Irish Diplomacy
The art of telling someone to go to hell and them look forward to the trip.
I’m totally using this right now with people at work.
December 2008
5 posts
Quick Question
kelseyriewer:
Do women who are missing a pinky on their left hand still sport an engagement/wedding ring on their ring finger? Is the ring finger still the ring finger? Standard protocol still or what? Completely insensitive? Maybe. But I’m curious.
Hey Kels — I just heard this the other day. The reason why the ‘ring finger’ is the ‘ring finger’ is because...
The Greatest Craigslist Posting EVER
NINJA HAULER: 2005 Nissan Xterra - $12900 (Ronan / Lake County )
Reply to: sale-945361858@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2008-12-04, 5:15PM MST
OK, let me start off by saying this Xterra is only available for purchase by the manliest of men (or women). My friend, if it was possible for a vehicle to sprout chest hair and a five o’clock shadow, this Nissan would look like Tom Selleck. It is just...
Our Mutual Joy →
Christmas Party Banter
My boss’s boss asks me on Sat night — “Lacey, I notice you’re always so happy at work. Are you always this happy?”
Admin Asst to President — “She’s happier than God Damned Disneyland.”
Loved it!
OMFGGGG - Dating World
I’m actually signed up for my first speed dating rendezvous! (In Denver) I’m super excited, but have some reservations. What kind of guys are going to be there? Better yet… What kind of girls are going to be there? What kind of group am I going to be forever lumped into? The Speed-Dater. HAHA!! I have absolutely no expecatations though, the WORST case scenario is I have a...
August 2008
4 posts
24 Hours
kelseyriewer:
…And I’ll be home sweet home in the great state of Nebraska. Most people think “great state” is a major stretch, but not this girl. I love it. I miss it. And I can’t wait to get there.
VHAT!?!?!?! How long will you be there? When are you coming to CO to visit me? :)
allybrooke35:
I got caught dancing in the elevator today.
And I, singing. What an elevator day.
Tampa Bay for Favre??
peterwknox:
Hey! Didja know Farve will probably play for the Jets? Oh boy!
I heard Tampa Bay this morning on the news? Keep me posted! I’d love to see him go play for someone shitty like the KC Chiefs and take them to the playoffs or something… you go Brett!!
July 2008
12 posts
Summer Classes for Men
Summer Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by Friday, August 29th 2008 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays—Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM . Class...
Watchmascarah:
davidcho:
The Hills Season 4 Trailer
I don’t care about the haters. I love this shit.
Holy Canoli I’m so excited.
The Meghan Asha drinking game
jessicagoldharalson:
soupsoup:
cajunboy:
It’s easy. Just take a hard swig each time you run across the words “nerd,” “geek,” or “Apple” on her Tumblr. I just read two pages and am fucking wasting!
jessicagoldharalson rocks my world right now!
jessicagoldharalson:
brianvan:
“Julia Allison wants to be a successful writer, which would include being famous as a side effect.”
I want to be a famous writer (someday.)
Does this mean I should plagiarize in college, court VCs, write a blog with my boyfriend (and then out him as being bipolar after our tearful breakup), fly out to lavish LA and Las Vegas parties where I don’t do much of...
“I used to jog, but the ice kept falling out of my glass.”
– David Lee Roth (via saramcpherson) (via blakeley)
Ahh, the sweet people in the world
kelseyriewer:
Every time I heave something into a dumpster, my shoulders scrunch up with anxiety as I wait to hear a homeless person yelp out. Every single time. Its never happened, so where does this fear come from? Sometimes I even wanna quietly say “look out in there” before I toss. Just. In. Case.
Funnily enough, I actually HOPE for someone to yelp out! I’d love to see them pop their...
RE: Kassieparrish: Puppy Training
Thought I might be able to shed some light on this subject.
My dog, too, didn’t like the pads but would go RIGHT NEXT to them. I asked my trainer about it, and she had me pick up/wipe up the mess, then put the paper towel ON the pad & make him smell it. It might feel mean, because they’ll shy away, but hold them there for a sec (I would sit with Hendrix) and make them feel like...
Take that, Hollywood and NYC. →
June 2008
6 posts
WTF?! →
Wow Wow Wow. For a guy that ‘gets approached by women 6 or 7 times a day’ you’d think he’d have other numbers to call :)
I love this!!!
kassieparrish:
lovepuppy:
(via mascarah)
Wowza.
HAHA! I just laughed so hard, my stomach hurts. Seriously, that guy has the issues!
UPDATE - Corporate America
All: So, obviously I’m terrible at giving everyone updates right now on my job and such.. but there IS an explanation…
So, MediaNews Group has recently (as of 6-20-08) shut down the Telesales Center in Colorado Springs. I knew of this decision on Wednesday, so naturally I knew this was ‘for my ears only.’ That has been the hardest part of this job for me, to keep secrets...
BREAKING - R. Kelly Found Not Guilty In Sex Trial →
Unless you were there, don’t call them guilty. I’d hate to see you on trial for something YOU didn’t do and then people call you guilty. I’d hate to see karma come back to you…
peterwknox:
Just more proof that if you’re rich and famous, you can get away with almost anything. (thanks Greg)
“3. Your student loans can be deferred practically indefinitely. After...”
– 8 Things I Wish I Knew When I Was 22 | almostfearless.com
I’ve bookmarked this page.
(via britticisms)
I am living, breathing example of this. That’s probably not a good thing but it keeps my credit in good standing when comes to my loans. But, it does incur interest on what you already owe. So...
“The thing about glitter is: If you get it on you, be prepared to have it on you...”
– Demitri Martin (via saramcpherson)
SO FUNNY! Since I just got done creating a contest for work that involved glitter and crafting!! :)
May 2008
10 posts
Gay couple asked to leave baseball game
Wow! Thanks peterwknox! peterwknox: “And he (the security guard) goes ‘there’s a lady whose son says he saw you guys making out, and I did, too. And you have to stop.’ And I said ‘well, we weren’t making out, but we were kissing and I’m not going to stop,’” said Guerrero. The security guard then said, “The mom doesn’t want to explain to the kids why two girls are kissing.” Guerrero said, “So I...
Air Force Academy Graduation
So.. just for the record. I’m living in Colorado Springs, working in the Oracle building, right across the street from the Air Force Academy. Today, the cadets are graduating and the Pres is here. Saw Dubya’s motorcaid, watching the live streaming now. :) The only thing seperating me and Dubya is I-25. Woot!
“If you think of heterosexuals, they have white-trash women and trailer parks, and we have drag queens and trannies. I don’t know if I’m the one who can explain it. It’s, like, drag queens are just there.” - Project Runway winner Christian Soriano tells the new issue of Time Out New York
“We probably do move back in with parents after college more frequently than our...”
– Dan on the 60 Minutes “Millennial” piece (via marco) (via jhalickman) (via peterwknox) (via kelseyriewer)
From Christiana... :)
“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, “What! You too? I thought I was the only one!” - C. S. Lewis
I have some serious theories on the stages that we...
I TOTALLY see these stages Kelsey! It sucks, aye? Martin (the boyfriend who followed me to FL) haha! and I are sort of in the hashing stage now. :( Luckily!, you and I aren’t THOSE girls… :) We’ll be fine. Better than fine. I don’t know about you, but I think I’m better off alone. I’m good here. Love you! I’m with you! :) kelseyriewer: They are as...
When life gives you lemons, just add Vodka.
That’s all I have to say. I was going to list the things that are up my creek right now, but it’s not worth it. Hate Rots Your Soul. Haha, sucker! You’ll be here longer than me!!
I've announced that tomorrow is No Pants Day at...
I too, am excited. tylerriewer:Four of us are really excited.
April 2008
9 posts
Good karma, good karma.. no whammies... STOP!
The Good Karma Story: My dog, Hendrix, loves my cell phone chargers. Loves them so much, in fact, he can’t help but eat one at least once a week. Don’t get me wrong, I’m pretty handy. I grew up on the farm, for God Sakes. I can fix a little cord. It’s easy.. strip the black rubbery part off and touch wires to wires, then twist and cover with black tape. I may not know...
Qwest.... effing idiots
So… let me preface this by saying: I suck at life. Particularly, paying bills. I pay a month late. That’s how I roll. Deal with it. I go to pay my Qwest bill, which is usually $93 and change because it’s for 2 months. Obviously. Well this time, I had a $25 ‘restore’ fee. After calling Amber at Qwest, she tells me that apparently my service had been disconnected...